Me?
I'm not that special but I can be pretty gross sometimes. I think that it's only fair that I list those things to clear the air that I, too, am probably
10.) I love those pore strip remover thingies. I love looking at them when I'm done. I'm completely mesmerized that THAT many blackheads came out of my body. And also, that my nose is THAT hairy.
9.) I fart. I fart whenever. I will hold it in for only a few minutes if a crapload (definitely no pun intended there) of people are around..but my body can only hold in farts for so long (thanks kiddies for ruining mommies insides). But hey, I usually do give a warning of some kind.. kind of "hey sorry have to fart, excuse me". Hey, I said excuse me.
8.) I am completely numb to cleaning up after people.. vomit, poop, pee, blood, you name it. Wow, how many nasty bodily fluids can I list? I.am.completely.numb to it now.
Oh yeah, spit, boogers, etc etc etc.
7.) I am getting really lazy about shaving my legs now. Who really cares if I do during the months of October through March? Not me, that's for sure.
6.) I friggin' love anchovies.
5.) If we make fishsticks and there is homemade tartar sauce? I will eat the remaining tartar sauce by itself. I do not get to eat that stuff that often and no one else except James or I will eat it. In my defense. Of course.
4.) To save time on occasion, I brush my teeth in the shower. Hmm... is that gross? Not sure if that counts. Oh well. That's my number 4 and I'm sticking to it.
3.) I love the smell of Sharpies, spray paint, and leather. Not altogether, separately. Because altogether would be a waste.
2.) I never trim my fingernails with a nail trimmer. Ever. I always file them down and when I'm done, I look down and there is a powdery pile of nail on my lap. I just blow it away.
Ew. Yeah that is kind of nasty. Nails are nasty. Well underneath the nails are nasty.
1.) I love the feeling of getting out a big booger. It's really satisfying. And cleansing. Getting out "eye boogers" is kind of cleansing too.
2 comments:
I have to admit every thing on that list applies to me except #'s 4,6,and 2. Number 9 really got me. I do it all the time.
I am with you on so many of these-- the boogers, the farts, the pore strips-- yes! Cleaning up after other people? Gag. I'll send them your way.
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