There are some days I would like to trade Natalie in for another kid.
Not a permanent trade, but a trade for sure.
For a kid who doesn't talk back.
..a kid who doesn't give me dirty looks if I ask them to do something.
..a kid who doesn't wake up 3 times in one night for no real reason and then when they think up an answer it's always "monsters mommy monsters" which okay is normal I get it. But seriously come on. Every night?
..a kid who doesn't scream like someone is killing them..screams that start just because they don't get their way.
..a kid who could just be nice for one minute and stop being so nasty.
..a kid who is not 3 years old. Newborn age preferred.
..a kid who appreciates getting one lollipop and doesn't scream for more MORE MORE.
..a kid who isn't so bossy.
..a kid who isn't so high-maintenanced attitude-wise.
Come to think of it....
is there really a 3 year old out there that fits this description. No offense.. especially a female 3 year old? Hey, I'm a female so I'm allowed to say these things.
I just... don't know.... how to handle..... a 3 year old...... girl.