I did NOT leave Natalie, my precious 3 year old, alone with markers (luckily washable) for a while and come back into the room to find her covered in orange "tattoos". Most of those "tattoos" are NOT the letter "T". T for terrible? Or NOT.
I have NOT been so tired lately that I want to just ignore dinnertime so I don't have to cook. I have NOT even tried to hide somewhere come 5pm. I have NOT been so lazy with ideas but still manage to come up with meals that the hubby loves. NO thanks to visiting the Campbell Soup isle. And seriously did NOT care about how much salt and MSG is packed into those cans.
I have NOT been totally obsessed with my 4 year old's poop lately. I did NOT bring this insanity to Facebook and probably gross out a bunch of people sick of hearing about poop. Also, he has NOT been holding in his dumps a week at a time and driving Rick and I crazy. I have NOT been pumping him full of Miralax and he definitely has NOT been putting up a good fight. I did win though..sort of. So there James! Take that! One point for mommy.
I am NOT truly embarrassed for posting certain personal things about myself on here the other day. It's NOT that easy for me to embarrass myself and probably a few family members. Oy.
So what have YOU not been up to?