I swear that I did NOT get so lazy that I've appointed a small area in our pantry where I can collect days of swept crap. I'm NOT so bad where I can't even just pick it up with the dustpan and broom and put it in the trash like a normal human.
I also swear that I did NOT yell at the kids so much yesterday that I woke up with a hoarse voice. They were NOT so bad that I lost it a few times. And they most certainly did NOT think that my yelling was funny.
Out of desperation and lack of funds, I have NOT been making Natalie wear James' pull-ups. Natalie did NOT yell, "A car mommy a car like James mommy!!??" As long as you're happy sweetie pie.
I did NOT spend all morning long deep cleaning the kids' bedroom last week. I also did NOT clean all of their bedding, put it all back on right before naptime and then watch Natalie pee on her bed immediately after I was done. And I surely did NOT take her comforter and cover the wet spot and have her sleep on it. I'm NOT that bad.
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