Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
As for me and the gang here, we've had some pretty funny things happen these past few weeks:
*I went to a job interview on Thursday and was making homemade salsa (but NOT with extra onions) when they called me in. It was 2 hours from that time and I definitely did NOT eat a bunch of it and then NOT forget to brush my teeth before leaving and then speak with people from the HR department. I would NEVER make people endure my smelly, onion breath.
*I did NOT help the kids finish off their Halloween candy.
*Natalie most certainly did NOT run up to me a few days ago and count my boobs. She did NOT count 5 of them.
*There is NO way I'd train James to take off his wet pull-up, use the potty and grab a dry one and have him put it on without my help. Nope. Not me!! ;)