Monday, October 26, 2009

Not me! my child! Monday

I'm mixing things up on this here blog (for this week anyway) because today is MONDAY! (Wondering if anyone actually wakes up, stretches, and says "HOORAY it's Monday!!) Anyway...
Today, it's all about the kiddos.

Today, James went to use the potty during school (did I ever mention the cool tiny bathroom before?? ahhh more for another day..let's just say I wish we had one that adorable) James went to use the potty and the "mother hen" of the class decided to help James find his pull-up from his bag and she most certainly did NOT get finger paint on them..and James definitely did NOT cry about it. He did NOT hand the painted pull-up to his teacher and sob for a while..then go back to his activity. Sometime after the sobbing, it was NOT discovered that he was going commando for a while. NOPE, not James.

While playing with her Cheerios book (a book where you place Cheerios to represents wheels, bubbles, etc..cute book), Natalie surely did NOT grab the entire bowl of cereal, put her face into it, and look up at me with a Cheerio "beard" and laugh hysterically. NOT my kid. No way.

At a restaurant a few days ago, James got some food on his lap, but definitely did NOT talk about how he got a stain on his penis. And there is NO way the table next to us, heard this, and laughed like crazy.

Natalie does NOT like to play pretend many things and mainly with crying. She surely does NOT walk up to us at random times to say, "you cry" and we don't have to pretend cry just so she'll stop asking demanding it.

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

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