Let me get on with it..
*I did NOT eat almost a whole bag of Hershey's dark chocolate chips last night. The ones that were NOT supposed to be for our Sunday morning pancakes.
*I did NOT yet again put James in timeout Saturday for something he did wrong and then I did NOT forget to get him out of there after 20 minutes.
*I have NOT just recently become addicted to Facebook.
*I did NOT just laugh at a joke from the Simpsons where they Bart did NOT write "It's called Facebook. It's not called Assbook". I am NOT that immature.
*I did NOT keep the kids up too late last night just to play with their two new little friends in our neighborhood. Nope, I did NOT.
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